Once-In-A-Lifetime Experiences Are Not For Me

By Dick Flavin

Boston Red Sox Poet Laureate

and New York Times Best Selling Author

ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCES ARE NOT FOR ME

2018 was, for the Red Sox, a franchise record-setting season, totaling 108 regular season

victories and a post-season record of 11 wins aganst only 3 defeats on their way to a

World Series championship. It was a season for the ages, a triumphant march into the

history books, and a glorious experience. But was it a once-in-a-lifetime achievement?

God, I hope not.

“Once-in-a-lifetime” means just what it says, that you’ve never experienced that thing

before and that there is no hope of ever experiencing it again. We all began the 2019

season expecting to relive the sublime glory of 2018, even though, in the team’s 118 year

history, it had never reached those heights before. It was another case of optimism

winning out over experience. So what else is new?

Back in 2013 no one thought the Sox would win – except the guys on the team. They

rolled to the American League East title with a 97-65 record, then proceeded to march

relentlessly on to the World Series championship. We, of course, expected no less than

the same in 2014, when the team laid an egg approximately the size of Connecticut. It

finished dead last with a record of 71-91. What changed? The most significant change

wound uphaving no significance at all. Centerfielder Jacoby Ellsbury was lost to the

much loathed Yankees in free agency when he signed a seven year deal with them paying

him $153 million. He hit only .271 with New York that first year (he’d hit .297 in his

seven with the Red Sox), and never again batted close to that. In addition, he’s been

plagued with injuries and has not played even a single inning in more than two years.

And the Yankees are still paying him on that big contract. But that did not change the

reality that the Red Sox stunk in 2014 and were just as lousy the next year.

In 2008 the defending champions won the American League wild card, but lost in the

ALCS to the Rays, four games to three. In 2005, coming off the curse-breaking

championship of the previous year, the Sox finished in a flat-foot tie with New York, at

95-67, but because the Yankees had won the season’s series with the Red Sox, 10-9 they

were declared the American League East winners. Not that it made much difference; once

the post-season began the Sox went into a swoon and got quickly swept out of the way by

the eventual champion Chicago White Sox, 3 games to 0.

Still we hope, as always. The 108 regular season victories of last year might be beyond

reach, but the real prize, the World Series trophy, is very much alive in our dreams,

provided, of course, that we make it to the post season, which is by no means a slam-

dunk.

Back-to-back championships wouldn’t even be a once-in-a-lifetime accomplishment for

the Red Sox; they’ve done it before. You have to go back more than a century, to the

1915-16 seasons, but they won it all in both of those years. In 1917 the team suffered a

hiccup and finished second in the league to the White Sox, and in those pre-playoff days

if you didn’t finish first in the league, you were out. The White Sox won the pennant and

proceeded down the road to infamy when some of their players got involved in a scheme

to throw the World Series.

In 1918, though, the Sox made it three out of four, finishing at 75-51 in a season

shortened by World War I, then trouncing the Cubs in the World Series.

Little did Red Sox fans know that unimaginable disaster was just around the corner. It

turned out that World War I had two big losers: Kaiser Wilhelm and the Red Sox. When

the last month of the season was cancelled because of the war, it was a devastating loss to

owner Harry Frazee, who always operated on the edge of financial collapse. Back in the

days when gate receipts represented almost all of a team’s revenue, the loss of a month’s

games was enough to put him over the edge. In addition he was also involved in a power

struggle with American League president Ban Johnson, and that was costing him money.

Only the lawyers win in those kind of struggles. So when the Red Sox had bad year both

in the standings and at the gate in 1919, Frazee sold his soul to the devil, otherwise

known as Jake Ruppert, owner of the New York Yankees. Over the next three years he

sold to Ruppert and the Yanks not only Babe Ruth, but also the heart of the pitching staff

(including Hall of Famers Waite Hoyt and Herb Pennock) and half the starting lineup. It

took the Red Sox eighty-six years to recover.

That all happened years before I was born, but I’m still mad about it.

Anyhow, back to once-in-a-lifetime experiences. I’m against them because you can’t

count them until your lifetime experiences are all used up, and I’m of an age when you

get a little sensitive about such things. I don’t want the 2018 season to be once in a

lifetimefor me. I want to experience it again. And again after that.

I suppose that if I were to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel that might count as a once-in-

a-lifetime experience because the next thing that would happen would be when they

pulled my lifeless body from the water below. There would be no do-overs. I’m afraid

that I might meet up in the hereafter with Harry Frazee, and that we’d be in a location

where neither one of us would be complaining about the cold.